One of my favorite callers, TK, has called me his "favorite pasttime". We have so much fun when he calls, as I tease him and gently push him to be ever more daring. This latest call, I talked to TK about sexual blackmail. You know danger, or at least the adrenaline it produces, can be a real addiction.

Imagine how your adrenaline would flow if you're being blackmailed into sex. Told you have to strip against your will. Forced to perform sex to prevent the world from learning your secret. How far will you have to go to keep your nasty little peccadillo to yourself -- oh, and your blackmailer.

Or are you imagining yourself as the blackmailer? What sexual acts would you impose on your victim to shield their transgression? Would you be increasingly demanding -- and creative? I'd love to hear about it, so call me now at 1-888-705-LEWD (5393).

One of the great mysteries of life -- to men -- is the contents of a woman's handbag. I've heard guesses that range from make-up (likely) to spring-loaded mouse traps (unlikely). What so few of you understand is that it depends what we're doing -- in other words, it changes. What I carry in my purse for a day of shopping is much different from what I carry in there for a night of clubbing.

However, there are a few items that overlap... such as money, ID and the above good guess of make-up. And for me (I can't speak for all other women, but I know I'm not the ~only~ one) there is one item I always seem to find room for: my personal pocket rocket. God bless the man (or more likely, the woman!) who finally made a vibrator that's about the size of a lipstick. Nothing eases some of the frustration of daily life's aggravations better than a quick session with some intense vibration on my eager clit. It restores my good humor, improves my complexion and makes me smile. Then there's what it does to my panties -- and what I do after a good surreptitious orgasm. If you're interested in details, give me a call at 1-888-705-LEWD (5393). You just might be surprised by what you find out!

I made this icon to remind you how wet I get when you call and we talk dirty with each other. I love that juicy feeling, and the liquid sound my pussy makes when it's penetrated while this wet makes my nipples and clit get hard -- well, actually, harder. That, of course, makes me juicier, and it's one of the most delightful bio-feedback loops around. I adore all my callers, and if you haven't called me yet, why not? Life is too short, the phone is ~right there~, and my pussy is too willing and wet for you to wait around. Call me now at 1-888-705-LEWD (5393).

Decided it was time to indulge my naughty streak, so I went late-night shopping last night. First, I took a nice, hot, sudsy shower, and freshly shaved my legs, pits and pussy lips. Then I dried off, fixed my hair and face, and spritzed on some lovely body spray. Then I put on a lacy push-up bra, a sleeveless pink cotton knit tank top (it's one size too small, and clings so nicely to all my curves!), my shortest jeans mini-skirt, and cork platform mules. Yes, that's ~all~ I put on -- you'll see the significance of "no panties" soon enough.

Now, I don't know if you've been to an all-night grocery store in the late-night hours, or if your area is like mine, but down here, they do all their shelf restocking at night. Most of those clerks have incredible bulging muscles, from lifting all those boxes and doing all those squats and stretches to reach the highest and lowest shelves. My idea of naughty fun is to find a cute stock clerk who's restocking a low shelf, and walk up to ask a question. Last night, it was so fun to watch him turn to answer me -- first, his eyes traveled up my tanned and toned legs, then tried to probe the shadowy area under my skirt and finally devoured the stretched-so-tight material encasing my DDs. About this time, I shifted my feet and slightly parted my legs. He again glanced at my crotch, hoping, I'm sure, to see what kind of panties I was wearing. Surprize! It was so entertaining to watch the blood drain from his face and flow directly to his cock.

So, wanna hear what happened next? Then you'll have to give me a call at 1-888-705-LEWD (5393). If I don't answer, I may have gone shopping again...

I ~love~ lacy lingerie, it makes me feel sensuous and even a bit sinful -- must be my Bible Belt upbringing. Of course, when you have the kind of boob "acreage" to cover that I do, some teddies turn into very fancy anal floss. After all, there's a limited amount of material, and when strained to cover these DDs, it slides into the most convenient crevice -- my crack! However, that straining material puts the most delightful pressure against my clit, getting me ready to cum at the slightest touch.

Then there are the babydolls trimmed in maribou, tickling my ass at just the right spot. Silky camisoles and chemises feels so good next to my skin, and there's nothing wrong with the traditional matching bra and panties; I love being your eye candy. I also have a leather corset that pushes up these bountiful boobs so it looks like you're being served Tits On A Platter. Add a pretty ass-framing garter belt, satiny stockings, and some killer stiletto heels and you have a bedtime treat that can be addicting.

Wouldn't it be fun to call and help me pick out a sexy outfit to wear? I know I'd love to hear your suggestions, so give me a call at 1-888-705-LEWD (5393).

MMMmmmm, is my itty bitty clitty feeling used and abused today! I was on the phone over 4 hours non-stop last night with the horniest men around... and I think I've burned up my favorite vibrator to boot! I'll try changing the batteries, but it was making a funny whirring sound I've never heard before. Then again, I was SO wet last night, maybe I got "liquid" where it isn't supposed to go. It's not waterproof, after all.

So, I decided to make a preliminary scouting trip to my favorite online toy store, Blowfish. I've even included a link over there on the right, so you can go check 'em out. No, I don't get any commission, but when you find a good thing you wanna pass the word. Besides, if all you lovely horny men tell 'em "Dixie sent me...", well, maybe they *will* send me a little prezzie! What lovely toys, it's just so hard to pick only one.

Until my new toy arrives, I'll just have to resort to my back-up vibe, so if you call me today and hear a buzzing in the background, you'll know what it is... yes, trusty #2 is a bit noisy! How noisy? Well, you'll just have to call me to find out... I think my clit is about ready for more hot action! 1-888-705-LEWD (5393). 

So I'm out driving last night, just enjoying the cool night air down by the beach and what do you think happens? Mr. Deputy Sheriff decides that I've been speeding... as if! At least I was smart enough to pull over into the parking lot of a closed convenience store, so *maybe* I'll have a chance to "talk" him out of it -- after all, I talk for a living, right? Besides, the rumor making the rounds down here is while that the Sheriff is likely to use a gal's favors AND give her a ticket (a real law and order fanatic), but the deputies don't give women tickets, they just turn 'em upside down and chew 'em out!

So the deputy saunters over to the car (what is it about a gun on a guy's hip that makes him walk like he's King of the World?), and said, "What's the hurry?" Gotta love these redneck boys and their original lines. Thank goodness I'm in my late-night cool-down outfit: a tube top and short shorts. His eyes are absolutely bugging seeing these luscious DD tits barely held up by a strip of stretchy fabric. I don't know if he noticed the 2.5 miles of leg showing beneath the steering wheel! I bat my baby browns at him and said "Was I really going too fast?" OK, so I'm not much in the original lines department at that moment, but I didn't want to show the poor guy up! I sorta turn toward him, and lean my arm along the windowsill, and then as we continue talking, I start gesturing. Yes, there's method in my madness... before long, I actually managed to stroke my hand down the zipper of his pants. Talk about reaction!

I assure him I'll do anything to avoid a ticket, and one thing leads to another... and another... and another! However, if you want to hear the rest of the story, you'll have to call me! 1-888-705-LEWD (5393)

I was working on pimping my webpage last night and decided to order pizza -- yes, I eat pizza, how do you think I keep this ass so nice and round? Anyway, the guy must have delivered to me before, cuz when he arrived at my door, he was all jolly and friendly, then got all flustered. It's so fun to have a 6-foot hunk standing at your door, tripping over his words and actlng like he's in 6th grade and trying to ask you to the school dance. Now, there were probably two reasons for this. One, I was wearing short shorts and a halter and not much else -- ever seen double-Ds in a halter before? The second reason was that he'd brought the wrong pizza! I'm standing there with a twenty in my hand, and he's trying to give me 4 pizzas and ask for almost forty bucks! He apologized all over himself (while never looking me in the eyes... he was so focused on my cleavage), and said he'd be back shortly with the correct pie. Ten minutes later the phone rings. Uh-oh, I thought, if he was flustered before, just imagine how he'll be if I have to get this pizza and pay him while saying some of the lewd & nasty things I usually say on my calls. Turns out to be the manager of the pizza place, saying the driver will be back shortly with a new (hot!) pizza, he didn't want me to worry since it was just past closing time (for them! I was just getting started...), and that since they made the error, this one is "on the house". How cool is that? And since the driver would be on his way home for the night after delivering my pizza, I thought it might be fun to be a little flirtatious! If you wanna hear about the hunky pizza guy, tho, you're gonna have to call me! 1-888-705-LEWD (5393)

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